Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I have to agree with Stu, for an elf @Maogrim has impeccable taste. Most likely my favourite Dwarf artwork too. It takes me back to the past...it's 2007, and I sit in front of my family's Windows XP, making Warhammer AMVs in Windows Movie Maker. Well, not-so-A MVs. Huh, maybe that is why I didn't have many friends. Your sanity is only saved by the fact I did not know of YouTube at the time, so they have been buried in the dustbin of history... 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverchosen Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Iksdee said: Chaos Dwarfs Confirmed Everyone is projecting so darn much in this thread, fire and ash does not confirm almost anything... ...other than clearly referencing the hotly anticipated and heavily rumoured Critters & Keys expansion, Fireside Fun. Featuring the brand new Fyreslayer Magmakitten and whole new set of keys... but who will Magmakitten be facing off against in this new Box? The legendary chaos dwarf Bulldog-Centaur, the Idoneth Crabcritter? My money is on none other than the return of Oxyotl now carrying the coveted Chaos Key but that would be such a major change to Critters and Key lore it might be saved for the next edition. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novakai Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Guessing sanity levels are low on this thread today 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Shepard Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I can't tell who is joking and who genuinely doesn't see the eldar helmit in the back ground of the image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 26 minutes ago, Chaos Shepard said: I can't tell who is joking and who genuinely doesn't see the eldar helmit in the back ground of the image. Eldar helmet is an anagram of tele drahme. Tele means of course 'at a distance' and drahme is a corruption of drachma, ancient greek coinage. Now, what does this mean? Well, we can expect something 'at a distance', ie, geographically away from us, that is related to coinage. Maybe someone willing to sell their goods and services? We have one final hint missing. Let us calculate the value of Greek Drachma to dollars. Wikipedia says it's 25 USD, but as this is undoubtedly dated let's say it's 27 USD, inflation and all. And what did come out 27 years ago? White Dwarf presents: Chaos Dwarves. Chorfs confirmed. 6 1 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyadventurer Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Public Universal Duardin said: Eldar helmet is an anagram of tele drahme. Tele means of course 'at a distance' and drahme is a corruption of drachma, ancient greek coinage. Now, what does this mean? Well, we can expect something 'at a distance', ie, geographically away from us, that is related to coinage. Maybe someone willing to sell their goods and services? We have one final hint missing. Let us calculate the value of Greek Drachma to dollars. Wikipedia says it's 25 USD, but as this is undoubtedly dated let's say it's 27 USD, inflation and all. And what did come out 27 years ago? White Dwarf presents: Chaos Dwarves. Chorfs confirmed. I'm glad the politics are gone and we're back to quality content 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 minute ago, boyadventurer said: I'm glad the politics are gone and we're back to quality content This is what AoS rumour draught does to a person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maogrim Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Public Universal Duardin said: Eldar helmet is an anagram of tele drahme. Tele means of course 'at a distance' and drahme is a corruption of drachma, ancient greek coinage. Now, what does this mean? Well, we can expect something 'at a distance', ie, geographically away from us, that is related to coinage. Maybe someone willing to sell their goods and services? We have one final hint missing. Let us calculate the value of Greek Drachma to dollars. Wikipedia says it's 25 USD, but as this is undoubtedly dated let's say it's 27 USD, inflation and all. And what did come out 27 years ago? White Dwarf presents: Chaos Dwarves. Chorfs confirmed. Patriots, now that the Fang has abandoned us, PUDAnon is here to take up the mantle of the operative in the know. And she even has the rarest of Pepes! # PUDAnon #ChorfsIsUponUs #WhereWeGameOneWeGameAll #DeepWorkshop #Copiochrome Edited December 15, 2021 by Maogrim 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Maogrim said: Patriots, now that the Fang has abandoned us, PUDAnon is here to take up the mantle of the operative in the know. And he even has the rarest of Pepes! # PUDAnon #ChorfsIsUponUs #WhereWeGameOneWeGameAll #DeepWorkshop #Copiochrome *she You think this level of crazy comes from a man? Wait, can I say that? That's problematic, right? Is this one of those things where I can say it but guys can't? Oh dang. You know, disregard what I said, I'll take the mantle of Fraud Leakers and Cope Queen and enjoy my five seconds of fame before anyone realises I am a pulling everything from my--I mean, secret drops incoming! Read WarCom upside down in Russian! James Workshop is an AI controlled by Skaven players on reddit! The truth is out there! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red King Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, Public Universal Duardin said: Eldar helmet is an anagram of tele drahme. I'm not sure if this is a translation thing or if this is just part of the joke because the letters on my screen do not make an anagram with eldar helmet lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy genius Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Public Universal Duardin said: *she You think this level of crazy comes from a man? I always thought you were a male dwarf. It's the beards.... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maogrim Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Public Universal Duardin said: *she You think this level of crazy comes from a man? Wait, can I say that? That's problematic, right? Is this one of those things where I can say it but guys can't? Oh dang. You know, disregard what I said, I'll take the mantle of Fraud Leakers and Cope Queen and enjoy my five seconds of fame before anyone realises I am a pulling everything from my--I mean, secret drops incoming! Read WarCom upside down in Russian! James Workshop is an AI controlled by Skaven players on reddit! The truth is out there! Whoops, sorry, will edit my post immediately. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Red King said: I'm not sure if this is a translation thing or if this is just part of the joke because the letters on my screen do not make an anagram with eldar helmet lol I didn't say I was good with words, I am good with worms. Kra-kra! And yes, you just implied you use translation so that joke won't make sense, so please provide me with a year's time to learn your language so I can make a better pun that does work. Just now, Ratboy genius said: I always thought you were a male dwarf. It's the beards.... That's what my wife said too, but we worked it out. A surprisingly common happenstance in dwarf society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Maogrim said: Whoops, sorry, will edit my post immediately. 😅 Don't worry about it, with the profile picture and joking about beautiful dwarven and Stormcast women (bearded or not!) it's the regular assumption to make. Cisheteronormativty strikes again! shakes fist furiously at the sky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverchosen Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ratboy genius said: I always thought you were a male dwarf. It's the beards.... But you are Skaven Charlie Parker correct? I can't be the only one using my actual photo as a profile picture? 😯 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy genius Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Just now, Neverchosen said: But you are Skaven Charlie Parker correct? I can't be the only one using my actual photo as a profile picture? 😯 of course i am a jazzy rat, no need to fear 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBrodd Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Clan's Cynic said: A 4th AOS novel!! Sweet GorkaMorka this is awesome!! Has anyone else noticed that it says rival Pirate Captains? Blackpowder must have an adversary in the Deep!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverchosen Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, KingBrodd said: A 4th AOS novel!! Sweet GorkaMorka this is awesome!! Has anyone else noticed that it says rival Pirate Captains? Blackpowder must have an adversary in the Deep!! The longer I have been playing AOS the more I realize that the lack of dedicated pirate factions is literally the worst part of the game. Luckily it is easy to theme an Idoneth and Khardron force on pirates and Corsairs hold the weight of the world by letting folks build a true Pirate army but lack the support for a truly varied list. Bring on the Vampirates, Maneaters and Grotbag Scuttlers! The mortal realms have much to Plunder ☠️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MothmanDraws Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 ye aos 4.0 age of beast is over time for age of sail, every faction gets nautical units Landships for cities 1-1 scale black ark nighthaunt navy stormcast sacrosanct seamen Slaanesh Pleasure cruise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBrodd Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Neverchosen said: The longer I have been playing AOS the more I realize that the lack of dedicated pirate factions is literally the worst part of the game. Luckily it is easy to theme an Idoneth and Khardron force on pirates and Corsairs hold the weight of the world by letting folks build a true Pirate army but lack the support for a truly varied list. Bring on the Vampirates, Maneaters and Grotbag Scuttlers! The mortal realms have much to Plunder ☠️ I'm gunna grab the double when Blackpowder drops and get Hrothgorn as well!! Those Gnoblars will make perfect additions to the bases of Stonehorns or Mega Gargants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indecisive Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/12/14/metawatch-following-2000-games-across-the-2021-us-open-grand-tournament-series/ Quote In another great example of sportsmanship, four of our players – two from the Warhammer Age of Sigmar side of the event and two from Warhammer 40,000 – decided to use their armies against each other in a cross-format experiment! The four players in question had lost their initial competitive matches and decided to see how Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Age of Sigmar rules played against one another. Slight modifications, like assigning Toughness to Warhammer Age of Sigmar units, were made, and it turns out that Imperial Knights versus Sons of Behemat is just as bloody as you would expect! Wonder if we'll see this more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zilberfrid Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 58 minutes ago, Ratboy genius said: I always thought you were a male dwarf. It's the beards.... Warhammer dwarves canonically don't have beards, see queen Helgi, depictions of Valaya and both female dwarf 2d artpieces from AoS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Universal Duardin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, zilberfrid said: Warhammer dwarves canonically don't have beards, see queen Helgi, depictions of Valaya and both female dwarf 2d artpieces from AoS. But, what if... 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenericEdgyName Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Goddamnit TGA, your collective level of sanity is so low and of humour so high that I've run out of laughing reactions to give 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy genius Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, zilberfrid said: Warhammer dwarves canonically don't have beards, see queen Helgi, depictions of Valaya and both female dwarf 2d artpieces from AoS. its a lord of the rings quote, kids these days smh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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