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What if warhammer was real life?

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Not as if we were humans in the realms, but what if the models were alive and still their model size.  AND their motives/basic behavior was how it is in the game.  So khorne dudes are yelling at you and challenging you to meet them in combat, pink horrors throw little tiny fireballs at you when you come downstairs to the kitchen, but the stormcast would try to protect you unless you succumbed to the evil of tzeench's call.  I have a lot of armies, mostly seraphon though, so I'd be glad they can protect me pretty well.  But they'd have to scare off the nasty squigs with their huge mouths to bite you with, hordes of goblins, tons of speedy slannesh seekers, and more.   Archaon or the dread saurian have a decent potential to hurt you, but at the same time you could probably smack them away with a tennis racket.  The scariest to me, might be skaven pestilens and their penchant for poisioning your milk at night.  Felwater troggoths puking smelly fish guts all over your cabinet- yuck.  

 

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I’m now imagining little dwarfs trying to get to jewelry and money within my house. 

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Ragnar Alpaca - More like tiny Gnomes. 

 

 

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You would have thought this could be a kind of weird topic but it isnt at all really... May be annoying to come downstairs to find the house flooded again by those pesky idoneth

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Funnily enough my son is reading Indian in the cupboard 😀

I think if this were going on in my house then my storage cupboard would be destroyed by a ton of Khorne going toe to toe with the Idoneth before both get ripped apart by some genestealers

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As it happens the ancient Egyptians were buried with small painted figures called shabti. These would come to life in the underworld and serve the person they were made for. So, i think there is a  reasonable chance that when a war gamer dies they are attended in the next life by all the little people they accumulated in life! 

i think the more savage of my armies will be useful for securing the edges of my domain in the after life, while a core of elves and dwarves will be useful for actually serving me, and keeping things running. I'll have plenty of model houses at my disposal, and plenty of chariots ( and space ships for that matter.) I should probably stock up on more mundane things like furniture and cooking utensils though!

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1 hour ago, EccentricCircle said:

As it happens the ancient Egyptians were buried with small painted figures called shabti. These would come to life in the underworld and serve the person they were made for. So, i think there is a  reasonable chance that when a war gamer dies they are attended in the next life by all the little people they accumulated in life! 

i think the more savage of my armies will be useful for securing the edges of my domain in the after life, while a core of elves and dwarves will be useful for actually serving me, and keeping things running. I'll have plenty of model houses at my disposal, and plenty of chariots ( and space ships for that matter.) I should probably stock up on more mundane things like furniture and cooking utensils though!

would they be human sized or stay small?

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Though as a note the shibati came around after the ancient Egyptians decided that killing all the man’s slaves with him after was a waste of good workforce, as was the original custom that for particularly high ranking Egyptians. Poorer people were originally the only ones with clay servants if they could afford to make them or family made them.

 

My main worry would ending up with Smal Soildiers style scenario going on if anyone recalls that “movie”.  Me if just have to make sure I was badas enough to lead my legions of elder and aelves, dark and light.

Edited by King Taloren

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1 hour ago, Turin Turambar said:

would they be human sized or stay small?

I don't know actually, if they became human sized i would probably want to redo all my paint work! 

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I'd be surrounded by Dark Elves with a little bit of 40k imperial models. So I have the fate of being either tortured to death or purged by small men with lasers. Help me.

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I feel I would not get to play many games, since my Ogres would literally just eat my opponents models. xD

Leave them in the same box? TH\hat's a shame, looks like there's just one fat tyrant left in my carrying case.

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Build a Arena, throw two armies in and sell tickets for enhanced dogfights?

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If my army was alive, I would probably soon die of cancer or surely worse due to over exposure to warpstone coming from my skryre's engineers. And if that doesn't kill me, then the radiation coming from my skitarii's radium weaponry will.

So yeah, lot of (very shortcoming) fun ahead :D

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I’d train my Ironjawz to waaagh at six in the morning, then throw most of them across the room.

Then I’d head to work after dropping my sweet little Warlord Titan off at school.

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I heard they are making a Ben Stiller movie about this. Think  it’s called Night at the Warhammer world.

 

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Well.../glances at death army, then the khorne army, then the bretonnian army, then the dwarf army, then the KO army, then the seraphon army, and the spiderfang army.

 

I think nagash would be pleased and a lot of my models will be converted into skeletons and vampires.

 

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I'd be hacked to death by hundreds of tiny Gorechosen as soon as I walked in my door....

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It would be like that old horror movie Dolls

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I would need to get rid of skaven I paint form a friend before my stormcast kill me as a traitor

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