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Here's another one for you. I call it "Total Brutality"

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Allegiance: Ironjawz
Mortal Realm: Hysh

Leaders
Orruk Megaboss (140)
- General
- Trait: Bestial Charisma 
- Artefact: Lens of Refraction 
Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)
Orruk Warchanter (80)
Orruk Warchanter (80)
Orruk Warboss (140)
- Great Waaagh Banner
- Allies

Battleline
20 x Orruk Brutes (720)
10 x Orruk Brutes (360)
10 x Orruk Brutes (360)

Total: 2000 / 2000
Extra Command Points: 0
Allies: 140 / 400
Wounds: 151

 

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On 7/22/2018 at 8:15 AM, heywoah_twitch said:

This one scores points for the grossest name of any unit in age of sigmar. Nurgle must be heated.

I was thinking of gordrakk using his command ability on a teef rukk of 16 big stabbas for 60 damage vs non-monsters. 

 

Here's my take on a Gordrakk and all the Stabbas list:

Leaders
Gordrakk The Fist of Gork (580)
Orruk Warboss (140)
- General
- Great Waaagh Banner
- Trait: Ravager
- Artefact: Rune Blade 

Battleline
10 x Orruks (80)
10 x Orruks (80)
10 x Orruks (80)

Units
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)

Battalions
Teef Rukk (100)

Endless Spells
The Burning Head (40)

Total: 2000 / 2000
Extra Command Points: 1
Wounds: 123
 

Extra Warboss for a second Waagh! (+3 attacks in total).  Rend -3 on the Waagh! Banner itself for the lulz.  A quick game's a good game!

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12 hours ago, PlasticCraic said:

Here's my take on a Gordrakk and all the Stabbas list:

Leaders
Gordrakk The Fist of Gork (580)
Orruk Warboss (140)
- General
- Great Waaagh Banner
- Trait: Ravager
- Artefact: Rune Blade 

Battleline
10 x Orruks (80)
10 x Orruks (80)
10 x Orruks (80)

Units
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)
6 x Savage Big Stabbas (300)

Battalions
Teef Rukk (100)

Endless Spells
The Burning Head (40)

Total: 2000 / 2000
Extra Command Points: 1
Wounds: 123
 

Extra Warboss for a second Waagh! (+3 attacks in total).  Rend -3 on the Waagh! Banner itself for the lulz.  A quick game's a good game!

Uhhhh....

Why is there a Burning Head endless spell in here?  There are no Wizards to cast it.

But to be fair this is a topic about Stupid lists...

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2 hours ago, Skabnoze said:

Uhhhh....

Why is there a Burning Head endless spell in here?  There are no Wizards to cast it.

But to be fair this is a topic about Stupid lists...

???

Yeah I'd love to claim that it was deliberately stupid in that sense...I'm just so used to having Wizards in all my armies, I didn't even notice!  But nope, this was just stupid-stupid, not fun-stupid.

Obv they were there to allow rerolls but that ain't happening.  Could put an Orc Bully in there for 40 points to hold the second artefact maybe (you've "paid" for 2 but Gordrakk can't take one) - if Compendium is allowed.

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On 7/22/2018 at 11:30 AM, Griffounet said:

Just astound your opennement with some "bling". The actual most expensive list if you play with official miniatures :

chaos - skryre allegiance

warlock engineer (100) 

5x30 skryre acolytes (1600)

25 skryre acolytes (300)

1272 ? for 2000pts... 

That list would cost $4065 if you live in New Zealand.  Skryre Acolytes are $23 each, and Warlock Engineers are 2 for $40.

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I think my actual Destruction list also qualifies as stupid!

 

Allegiance: Spiderfang Grots

LEADERS

Arachnarok Spider With Grot Shaman (280)

Arachnarok Spider With Grot Shaman (280)

Grot Big Boss On Gigantic Spider (100)

 

UNITS

20 x Grot Spider Riders (400)

15 x Grot Spider Riders (300)

15 x Grot Spider Riders (300)

 

BEHEMOTHS

Aleguzzler Gargant (160)(ally)

Aleguzzler Gargant (160)(ally)

 

ENDLESS SPELLS

Soulsnare Shackles (20)

 

In my head the two ally gargants aren't actually allies, they're just really drunk and terrified of spiders. So they thrash around trying to escape the Spiderfang, who think that they are helping, and basically destroying any army that gets in their way by accident. I'm also customizing my Shackles to be webs, because spiders.

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On 7/24/2018 at 1:22 PM, Davros said:

Wow did't realise acolytes where sold individually. That is litterally insane, no wonder no one plays them.

People play them, but they customize stormvermins with some skitarii and other manufacturers bitz instead of buying the original minis.

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As a fledgling Beastclaw Raider player, i wracked my mind to eventually arrive at this list. Clearly it should solve the issues of having a low model count, all units can deepstrike and finally it is a one drop list to boot! I present:

The crazy cat lady

Allegiance: Beastclaw Raiders

 

Leaders:

Icebrow Hunter - 140 P

Units:

12 Frostsabers -  240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

12 Frostsabers - 240 P

Battalions:

Skaal - 150

Endless Spells:

Prismatic Palisade - 30

 

2000/2000 P

 

Bonus Points if you use the female maneater to make an icebrow hunter. The prismatic palisade cant be cast, but serves the important role of bringing us up to a nice even 2k points.

 

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On 7/21/2018 at 9:18 AM, I Ate A Bug said:

Gitmob Grot Shaman - 80

Grot Wolf Chariot - 40

Grot Wolf Chariot - 40

Grot Wolf Chariot - 40

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180

2000pts 

 

30 pump wagons would look absolutely amazing, especially if each one was unique. I'd be proud to own such a force!

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