Skabnoze Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 So destruction may be a bit neglected and only have a handful of competitive builds . But we still have a lot of fun things in the faction so why not try to see how absurd we can get when making armies? I'll start first!: Gulliver's Travels Allegiance: Destruction Gitmob Grot Shaman (80) - General - Artifact: ??? - Trait: who cares! 20 x Gitmob Grots (100) 20 x Gitmob Grots (100) 20 x Gitmob Grots (100) Bonegrinder Gargant (400) Bonegrinder Gargant (400) Bonegrinder Gargant (400) Bonegrinder Gargant (400) Quicksilver Swords (20) Total: 2000 / 2000 So the whole idea here is to fill the list completely with the biggest and smallest things possible. I don't know if you will win a ton of games, but imagine facing off against 4 Bonegrinder Gargants! Ok, so who is next with a dumb idea?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 How about an army of 240 grots with a spell battery in there for some good measure Allegiance: Destruction LEADERS Gitmob Grot Shaman (80) Gitmob Grot Shaman (80) Moonclan Grot Shaman (80) Moonclan Grot Shaman (80) Fungoid Cave-Shaman (80) - General Fungoid Cave-Shaman (80) UNITS 60 x Gitmob Grots (270) -Bows & Slashas 60 x Gitmob Grots (270) -Bows & Slashas 60 x Moonclan Grots (360) -Pokin Spears & Moon Shields - Bad Moon Icon 60 x Moonclan Grots (360) -Pokin Spears & Moon Shields - Bad Moon Icon ENDLESS SPELLS Chronomantic Cogs (60) Balewind Vortex (40) Malevolent Maelstrom (20) Geminids of Uhl-Gysh (40) Comes to 1900, so 2 command points for ip, going to need them. Pretty simple list, moonclan block access to the archers, could go a bit sillier and add a grot boss to have nucular spears if you really wanted. Edit, Silly part is the gitmob grots are too short to see over the moonclan so will probs never be able to fire ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakree Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I raise you true stupid! Allegiance: DestructionLeadersOrruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Fungoid Cave-Shaman (80)Battleline40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of Choppas40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of Choppas40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of ChoppasEndless SpellsAethervoid Pendulum (40)Balewind Vortex (40)Chronomantic Cogs (60)Emerald Lifeswarm (60)Geminids of Uhl-Gysh (40)Malevolent Maelstrom (20)Prismatic Palisade (30)Purple Sun of Shyish (100)Quicksilver Swords (20)Ravenak's Gnashing Jaws (40)Soulsnare Shackles (20)Suffocating Gravetide (30)The Burning Head (40)Umbral Spellportal (60)Total: 2000 / 2000Extra Command Points: 0Allies: 0 / 400Wounds: 148 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Lol 5 casters with 14 endless spells, take until battle round 3 until you can actually attempt to cast each of them once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milandro Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Grot warboss on squig (100) min squigs (60) x3 (battleline) min squig herders (20) max squig herders (100) x 17 What happens when 170+ moonclan play noisemakers at at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skreech Verminking Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 How about a never seen skaven tournament list? consisting of: Deathrunner(general) (Crown of conquest, deceiver) 1Warpgrinder weapon team and 360clanrats (40x9) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Ate A Bug Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Gitmob Grot Shaman - 80 Grot Wolf Chariot - 40 Grot Wolf Chariot - 40 Grot Wolf Chariot - 40 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 2000pts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mincemeat Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Who says only order can have gunlines? Grot Hailstorm Grot Shaman -80 Grots x20 -100 Grots x20-100 Grots x20- 100 Rock Lobbers x16 -1600 1980 Basic idea is to have all the rock lobbers in a big blob to trigger the extra attacks from each 6+to hit and drown the opponent in a hailstorm of moderately sized rocks. Swap lobbers with doom divers and you have a Thousand Grot Bombing Raid. DA LOUDEST BOOM Butcher with Cauldron -140 Leadbelchers x3 -140 Leadbelchers x3 -140 Leadbelchers x3 - 140 12 Ironblasters- 1440 2000 Pretty simple. Probably useless but by Mork 12 ironblasters would be a beautiful sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindstormSCR Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 The rock lobber list is actually slightly scary, especially because you can encircle the lobbers with grots as a speedbump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Skrolk Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 10 x 40 Clanrats V E R M I N T I D E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Túrbóbelja Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I´ll take a shot. Herald of Tzeentch : 140 points. 7 x 30 Brimstone Horrors : 1470 1 x 20 Brimstone Horros 140 Multitudinous Host : 240 Total of 1990 That gives you 230 brimstone horrors which don't accomplish anything and a battalion that adds more of them every turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakree Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Davros said: Lol 5 casters with 14 endless spells, take until battle round 3 until you can actually attempt to cast each of them once. Na, two spells from the fungoid turn 1. Balewind for +1 spell. Cogs for +1 spell. So 8 spells turn 1, 7 on turn 2! Have them all up rolling into turn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kugane Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Shake hands with your opponent. Agree on a game. Let your opponent set up their entire army while you sit there with an empty field. Allegiance: Eshin LEADERS Skaven Assassin (100) - General - Weeping Blades Skaven Assassin (100) - Weeping Blades Skaven Assassin (100) - Weeping Blades Skaven Assassin (100) - Weeping Blades Skaven Assassin (100) - Weeping Blades Warpgnaw Verminlord (320) UNITS 20 x Gutter Runners (200) 20 x Gutter Runners (200) 20 x Gutter Runners (200) 30 x Night Runners (300) 40 x Clanrats (200) -Rusty Spear 1 x Warp Grinder Weapon Team (80) TOTAL: 2000/2000 EXTRA COMMAND POINTS: 0 WOUNDS: 168 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skreech Verminking Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Or how about a more skaven shooty army???: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoah_twitch Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 9 hours ago, I Ate A Bug said: Snotling Pumpwagon x3 - 180 This one scores points for the grossest name of any unit in age of sigmar. Nurgle must be heated. I was thinking of gordrakk using his command ability on a teef rukk of 16 big stabbas for 60 damage vs non-monsters. Then tried to make a ridiculous Ironjawz list where you have a megaboss on maw-krusha with a sword of judgment doing 1d6mws per 2+ to hit vs heroes and monsters with enough CAs for 2 waaghs + gordrakk waagh on turn 1. With no CAs it's 4d6mws on average plus all his other attacks, with waaghs it's more like 7d6. Actually, this looks to me like a standard ironjawz list now that I think about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Malakree said: Na, two spells from the fungoid turn 1. Balewind for +1 spell. Cogs for +1 spell. So 8 spells turn 1, 7 on turn 2! Have them all up rolling into turn 3 Each caster only allowed to attempt to cast one endless spell a turn. In the core rules so you know. But with realm spells they do get quite scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffounet Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Just astound your opennement with some "bling". The actual most expensive list if you play with official miniatures : chaos - skryre allegiance warlock engineer (100) 5x30 skryre acolytes (1600) 25 skryre acolytes (300) 1272 ? for 2000pts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayple Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Okay, Okay. Let me show you how we do things over in Skavenblight Allegiance: DestructionMortal Realm: ShyishTyrant (160)- General- Pair of Clubs, Bashers or Slicers- Trait: Big and Brutish- Artefact: The Ragged Cloak 60 x Gitmob Grots (270)- Bows & Slashas60 x Gitmob Grots (270)- Bows & Slashas20 x Gitmob Grots (100)- Bows & Slashas60 x Grots (270)60 x Grots (270)60 x Grots (270)60 x Grots (270)Total: 1880 / 2000Extra Command Points: 2Allies: 0 / 400Wounds: 388 In true skaven Destruction manner, trigger the command ability of the tyrant on all the Gutbuster grots to make them battleshock immune, then hide the tyrant behind terrain for the rest of the battle while the opponent has to figure out how to stop the tide of tiny angry grots. Archers for fun Never lose an objective ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 The real mostvexpensive list at nearly 1 USD for each point; Allegiance: Gitmob GrotsGitmob Grot Shaman (80)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)6 x Grot Wolf Chariots (240)Total: 2000 / 2000Extra Command Points: 0Allies: 0 / 400Wounds: 196 Wolf chariotscare $40us for 40 points, but where i live in aus they are $62 so if i bought this list the total of $2,993 for 2000 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuff Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 These are very funny. I'd love to hear some battle reports of them fighting each other. With proxies, of course. Nobody is dumb enough to buy 30 Snotling Pumpwagons or 48 Grot Wold Chariots (I hope). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izotzuhure Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Allegiance: DestructionMortal Realm: AqshyLeadersOvertyrant (160)- General- Trait: Wild Fury- Artefact: Thermalrider Cloak Bruiser Standard Bearer (140)Bruiser Standard Bearer (140)Bruiser Standard Bearer (140)Bruiser Standard Bearer (140)Battleline10 x Orruks (80)- Pair of Choppas10 x Orruks (80)- Pair of Choppas10 x Orruks (80)- Pair of ChoppasBehemothsThundertusk Beastriders (340)Thundertusk Beastriders (340)Thundertusk Beastriders (340)Total: 1980 / 2000Extra Command Points: 0Allies: 0 / 400Wounds: 103 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledha Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 On 7/21/2018 at 10:56 AM, Malakree said: I raise you true stupid! Allegiance: DestructionLeadersOrruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Orruk Weirdnob Shaman (120)Fungoid Cave-Shaman (80)Battleline40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of Choppas40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of Choppas40 x Orruks (280)- Pair of ChoppasEndless SpellsAethervoid Pendulum (40)Balewind Vortex (40)Chronomantic Cogs (60)Emerald Lifeswarm (60)Geminids of Uhl-Gysh (40)Malevolent Maelstrom (20)Prismatic Palisade (30)Purple Sun of Shyish (100)Quicksilver Swords (20)Ravenak's Gnashing Jaws (40)Soulsnare Shackles (20)Suffocating Gravetide (30)The Burning Head (40)Umbral Spellportal (60)Total: 2000 / 2000Extra Command Points: 0Allies: 0 / 400Wounds: 148 good job for ending the thread with the third post, no one can top this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skabnoze Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 3 hours ago, ledha said: good job for ending the thread with the third post, no one can top this list Challenge accepted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skreech Verminking Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 What do you think about this chaotic list: heros:80p 1plague priest: battleline:180p 3x10ungors: other units: 25Warpflamers (1750p) or for those who aren’t really interested in BBQing an enemy army with 25d6 mortal wounds per round, I would recommend taking 29poisoned Wind mortar teams(1740p), which will be literally said breathtaking. with the exception of the cost for such an army, you could say that it isn’t so bad afterall, 25flamers will cause about 157.5mortal wounds per round. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoah_twitch Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 This is a thread about stupid destruction lists, not chaos lists. Although you posted skaven and your name is Skreech Verminking so really I can't be mad and I guess you get a pass ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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