Twisted Firaun

Zagrukk was sleeping in his hammock aboard Da Salty Squig, dreaming of all the riches he would soon had when he heard the alarm squig squawking at full volume! "What da zog is going on!" he yelled quickly donning his armor and grabbing the leash of his two squigs Gnagga and Mauler, he quickly made his way to the deck of his ship. Grots scrambled to grab their weapons and armor as chaos(the normal kind) took hold of everybody. "Kaptin!" a voiced cried out and Zagrukk turned to see his Firs Loon Snuffnak and his elite gitz Da Squiga Diverz marching up the stairs to the upper levels "Snuffnak who da hell rang da Squig?" zagrukk barked "one of da shootas Kaptin, 'e said dat dere's a whole bunch of skellies marching towards da cove!" The color left Zagrukk's face at the mention of skeletons, fortunately his helmet was closed so no one saw it. "Send somebody to wake up Barnacules!" he ordered "and get the magic boys up on da deck, and find our gobbapalooza too!" without waiting to here if his orders were understood Zagrukk pushed past the armored grot and onto the deck. The shot wasn't exaggerating, there was at least a hundred Skeletons marching towards them, plus three catapults with burning ammunition ready to fire. At the front of the army was a heavily armored skeleton with a burning helmet and a very wicked looking spear, a female oomie decked out in furs, scrolls, and trinkets, and another skeleton holding a large banner in one hand, while the other reached for the pommel of it's weapon. the first skeleton took a step forward, then spoke "Are you "Zagrukk Da Shroomshark"," it spoke the name like it left a bad taste in it's mouth(which Zagrukk was impressed with). Zagrukk nodded "Who wants ta know?" The skeleton somehow seemed relieved by this "I am Rotmam the Devoted, Barrow Prince and loyal vassal of the Necropolis city of Kendri, I have heard of you and the coalition of seafarers you are a part of, and wish to join." The only thing that Zagrukk could think at the moment was "WHAT DA ZOG?!"

Nice! Is that long front or one of his crew? Either way what are you going to name him?

I’se got good news and bad news boyz, da good news is we can cross off a name from da list of places to set up a port lair; the bad news is da storm boyz r on ta us. I was out wit my grotficers placin’ bets on which of dese two group of bounders would win a race when suddenly a whole bunch of lightning comes down! my boyz and I immediately turn ta face em, but the squigs were tired from da race and were hit wif so much Dakka dat Dey wouldn’t even grow new squigs afterwards! Da only good fing from dis is dat da fight woke up a dankhold troggoth(I call im Barnacules) and managed to escape wif me pieces intact. But it looks like Tripple Stabba’s days of being free are numbered.....

Well well well..... looks like we got one of factory oomies amongst us, I’d be careful of who yer callin “uncivilized”(saying this while rolling around in the dirt lookin for shrooms), as it looks ta me dat my boys outnumber yours by a couple.....ER....... thousands!

Understandable Crulg, but seeing ‘ow dis was your idea I figured you would like the respect(a wise grot once said, “it doesn’t hurt to kiss da moon.”), and I agree dat the shiny beach soundz like a good place to loot, if for nuffin else den a good skrap!

Well damn, if dat ain’t a tantalizing prize, I’d be joinin you plague boys(even though you Gitz don’t know how to brew some good shrooms) if three fings didn’t stand in me way. 1. Da Salty Squig is skuttled worse den dat time boingobba tried to jump da Bad Moon on a regular cave sguig. 2. I don’t trust stunties. 3. We don’t ave da boss’s(Crulg) say so, now I’m all for stabbin a man in da back, but not when he’s bout four times my size.

Apologies good sir, I was referring to your actual models and lore, rules are a whole different ball game.

Either way its some great art of a noble band of common folk repelling a horde of hideous barbarians

@S133arcanite no problem man! I remembered you from the ironweld project @Melcavuk did a couple weeks back and you had some great ideas then. I've found the big three of the night haunt to be great conversion material(my archregent for my FEC is made from Kurdross).

Nice~ is he converted or standard(just curious). Either way this group is growing Crulg!

Welcome to the fold friend! might I ask who be the captain(or similar title) of your fine group of ghosts?

Im more interested in the fat(ish?) crypt ghoul.

@WarbossKurgan Indeed there are some mortals in that picture(mostnotabley there's a woman behind the guy kneeling at the dead KOS(possible new model?)).

'Ello all yoose Oomies, Big fellas, and pointy heads, I am Loonseer Skarnik Gloomcap, I was sent by Da Shroomshark to tell you gitz bout Da Tripple Stabba(he would of done it himself if he wasn't tryin to wrangle some troggoths to join our crew). (Model is WIP) Anyway Da Triple Stabba(Dead Man's Trident) is located in da realm of death itself(Shyish) in some underworld called "The Galleon's Graveyard" and is a bunch of islands dat look like a three prong stabba when yoose are floating from eatin to many puffshrooms. It's always raining 'ere, and da clouds are so thick it's like Da Everdank came early(don't tell da Looking I sed dat though, I like me head in one piece(ha!)). So far it seems dat were are only three major lairs(or whatever you lot call your homes) in da area: 1. Port Jagged: Named after all of da wrecked ships and rocks sticking out of da water like squig teef, and is the major Oomie "settlement(dats what you call your lurklairs right?), it's a right and proppa place of villainy, with all sorts of oomie crimes being committed(It was ere where I learned some oomies have mushrooms growing on dem). Hey fink dat da storm is actually some goddess or godbeast(it depended on who I asked) named Scyjaw , who collects(or eats) all da souls of any creature dat dies under its rain. when I asked what dis git looked like, hey showed me two pictures, one was a oomie girl leaking water from er eyes, and da other was of a giant allopex chompin down onna bunch of ships. 2. Pele Koa Isles: dis place is basically three or four volcanoes linked together. I woulda done more explorin but a bunch of da fire stunts came outta nowhere and started throwing axes at me! some of dem were weird though, it looked like dey were made of hot rocks..... 3. Skellie Keep: Dis place was very weird(and coming from me dats saying somefing). It's one of dose pyramid places dat Nagash and dose Desert Skellies like building, but it was being run by some vampire(so da people of Jagged told me). Even weirder is da fact dat were were still living 'oomies dere as well. We should be extra sneaky around dis place, as dey ave a small fleet(three or four barges) and regularly patrol it. Owever, it seems dat da skellies are "friendly" if you give dem exotic pets or strange books once a year. Well dat's all I could find out,. Don't ask me for a map of da joint, I didn't ave time to nick one(and in irl I'm not that great of a digital drawer(is anybody here good at that kind of thing?).

Nice work on this glorious “mammoth”, though I have to ask if you are going back to your Fyreslayers once this is done?

Alright sir, sorry for jumpin da bow on dat, I could scout out da triple stabba in a bit as currently me and my boys are shipwrecked were for da time being. @Acid_Nine posted some ideas he has on the dream army thread.

Nobody knows(though I'm fairly certain everybody hopes for that, personally I'm waiting on forbidden power or Ogors).

It's that time of the week ladies and gentlemen(plus skaven), PLACE YOUR BETS!

Alright Boys, now dat we ave a right and proppa mob of Thievin Gitz(Meself included), we need ta decide on where in all da eight realms we should set up our port o call(my grog boss is getting rather inventive with his cursing). Now so Far we ave Da Tripple Stabba, Mork's(Or was it Gork's?) Broken Chompas(da floating islands da pointy head mentioned) and the Shiny Loot Beach(Glittering Archipelago). I says we ave a vote, most posts for the location wins, agreed? Edit: Sorry if this sounded offensive or rude to anyone, I am glad we have this thread and really enjoy the world building we are doing, and hope we can soon take it to the next level.

they put both under the category of Ogors.

I already did my brother!

Sorry laddy, this here may be a pirate thread, but I don't know if anyone here has a chaos pirate army(would be amazing though).

indeed it is

Well if we'se showing off our crews den allow me ta introduce da Grotficers dis ere is Grotwonk Slickspitta, boss of da guns(madcap shaman) First loon Snuffnak Gunksack Snapper of Eezy Pickinz and boss of da Squiga Diverz Boss of Grog, Nazpizzle Shroombagz(brew git) Prisoner interrogater, Slitsnag Moonpoke, Poker of Da Oomies(Spiker) Morale Boss Glitnak Kunnintongue, Smacker of Da Gitz(Boggle eye) Story Tella Naffnik Kunninnibbla(Scaremonger) Star Gazer Stizglat Toadhoppa(Shroomancer)

Ragged flesh banners/ skeletal crests to mark out individual units? Conversion bits for a female ghoul king/ arch regent? "instruments" made of bones and skulls(serving no purpose rules wise but would fit the whole delusion theme).