Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Ok so now Black Orcs and Savage Orcs have both been Age of Sigmar-ed do you like the new fluff? Which faction is your favourite? Friendly banter and dung slinging allowed! (All banter must be written as an Orruk would speak lol) Bonesplitterz iz da best cuz GorkaMorka has showed uz how to fight propa an weez don't need stoopid metal suits cuz weez scared of gettin chopped Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 BAH! Gork and Mork iz talkin' right to Gordrakk's Choppaz! Bonesplittaz iz just weedy gitz dancin' around in paintkini's and dey SHOOT STUFF! SHOOTIN' AIN'T PROPPA, IT'S WHY GORKAMORKA GAVE US DA CHOPPA!! Da Ironjawz'll give you weedy gitz da choppa too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 U mean Chompas? Stoopid Weedy Ironjaws needin metal stuff. Weez use da bones of da big beasties and mountains to chop stuff propa Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Dats because you weedy Gitz ain't strong enuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikester1487 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Oi! Wutz dis now? Deres grots tougher den dose bone boyz. Dey aint got no propa iron, dey ain't tuff enuf to fight ironjawz. Gork n Mork 'Ave decided oos best, AND IT AIN'T NO STINKIN BONE BOYZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Deyz puttin' fetherz on der bonce LIKE CHICKENZ!! NOT PROPPA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 (Am I the only bonesplittaz player on the forum?? Lol) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 Right youse gits, da Wurrgog prophets iz proper cuz GorkaMorka sed dey iz, even stoopid Ironjaws noe dis, even Gordrakk listens wen a Wurrgog speeks Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You big gitz think yooz is da tuffest? Only da Spider God gives tru powa. Scrap all you want but us gobbos will be da wuns left afta da sneaky poison does da job propa! In all seriousness, as someone planning on using mixed destruction, the bonesplittas seem stronger, but that's because it leaves me points for other options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 I'm really excited to see the other "Orcs n Goblins" sub factions get Age of Sigmar-ed!! The fluff for Ironjaws and Bonesplittaz has been amazing thus far Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 CHICKEN'EADS!!!! I fink you gitz iz hearin' GonzoMonzo not Gorkamorka! Spidygit, Spideygit Only good at gettin' hit Spin a web, any size Ironjawz is their demize Watch dis! I'll krump da Spidagitz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Ironjaw, Poke im more! Wrap in webs, Eat iz boar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikester1487 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Spidygits? Go get Ol' Toofy! Maw Krushas love smushin bugs. Also speaking orc is hard with autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Only wun fing iz gud fo' mashin and dat iz da big dummie! Dat great big humie-lookin beastie. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikester1487 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Dat smelly git drinks more den he fights. But he ain't eatin shroomz so it would be a good fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 'E does more krumpin' when he sitz on ya den uz gitz doez wif dem choppaz! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Hur hur and just fink uv all dem weedy bugz he can butt-squish! Da whole lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You ain't callin da big spida weedy when uz leggin' it! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Speakin' a legs, I'm finkin' about which sauce I'm gonna have on my spida legs. Hot Sauce? Bourbon BBQ? A bit o'Mushroom Sauce wif a Bonesplitterz tear reduction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 Youse fellas arr funny, hur hur hur. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsmith Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Dez said: Speakin' a legs, I'm finkin' about which sauce I'm gonna have on my spida legs. Hot Sauce? Bourbon BBQ? A bit o'Mushroom Sauce wif a Bonesplitterz tear reduction? Dat sounds like pointy ear speak! Oi ladz, dis ones an elf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanatos Ares Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 Poncy pointy eared muppet, 'ee needs 'is 'ead fixin. Fixin wiv dis chompa Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emicus Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Ahahahaha dem naked boyz fink deyre tuff, dey aint tuff. If dey were tuff they wonna be naked, deyre like da ardboys, too gakkin weak to punch deyre own armour. At least da arboys are smart an get it from somewhere else right. Maybe if dey tuffed up and dinna had ter go 30 to 1 all da time dey'd be up fer a proppa brawl! MORE KRUMPIN FER THA IRONJAWZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucio Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Ded simples, just like a weedy grot, all da boyz is da best, it's da poncy lightning lads who need a good seeing to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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