[The Rumour Thread]

8 hours ago, Incineroar87 said:

Agreed so much here.  I also disliked Empire back in Fantasy for the same reasons and still dislike cities/ order of Azur. Much prefer Stormcast in contrast to the fantasy human armies/ other aos human races/models.

 

I'm ok with people trashing brettonia, but leave the mighty empire out of it! (they're fragile and pretty self conscious about their looks. Like a Kardashian...) 

[Convince me that your alliance/faction is the best!]

Are you sick of people getting that promotion you deserve just because they are more pious than you? 

Or are you tired of being a poor farmer that's always being forced to risk your life fighting so that some lord can get all the glory? 

And most importantly, are you fed up with having to live down on the ground without any prospects of love? 

If the answer is yes to any or all of the above, then come up to the skies and join the mighty, the powerful, the Khaaaaradron Overloooords! 

We Duardin who have taken to the sky leave in a modern society where we trust in science, not silly religion... We live in a meritocracy where ANYONE can become anything, sure it might help if you are already rich and famous, but you have the chance to live the Kharadron dream! 

We have beautiful flying ships that will bring you riches and women (or men)! 

But you do not need to take it from me, just listen to the famous bards of Huff and Doback:

 

"Doback:

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you

wont go down 'cause my di*k can float!

 

Huff:

We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I ****** I produce a quart.

 

Doback:

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady wh*re, I'd like to swank her.

 

Chorus:

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

 

Huff:

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

 

Doback:

I'm a ****** Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

 

Huff:

Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I ****** in your hair!

 

Doback:

Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a di*k in your hand!

 

Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to f**k ladies with our 8-inch limbers

 

Huff: Love me hookers who be a curvery, ain't no lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy

 

Doback: Drop the anchor give that ho a shout

 

Huff: Cuz I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

 

Chorus:

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2"